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Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The Laws of Sex
QGasm always welcomes readers contributions at Qgasms@gmail.com. We prefer original pieces. On occasion we make an exception. Now is the perfect time for an exception to the rule. I recently received this from a regular reader who wishes to remain nameless. Yes we're so baaaaaaaaad for the livestock picture.

Sex Laws Around The World

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Gender discrimination at it's finest. Even female livestock can't get a break!)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (So, I am thinking this country has no male OB-GYNs... right?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (Laying a cloth over the snatch or penis wouldn't work? Or it that just too tempting for someone to take a peak?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (I know if Elle reads this she is so thankful to have not been born & raised in Guam. LMAO!)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Gender discrimination once again, men made to laws. In order to appear just the allow the spouse to kill the husband without weapons. LOL! Knowing men are usually physically stronger than females. Bullsh!t!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (Steups is so proud to be British. I bet he has tons of fish.)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I would NEVER EVER get married.)

Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (Shouldn't that be a universal law? LOL.)
All laws have not been confirmed. So read it for what it's worth.

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10 Comments:


  • At October 9, 2007 11:19 AM, Legend

    Okay, it is NOT legal for men to have sex with female animals in Lebanon, this is pure crap. They have Animal Rights Organizations. There are plenty of activists there. It is not a fucking forest over there, damn.

  • At October 9, 2007 2:11 PM, The Q

    OMG! I am on the floor laughing. No one typed it was a forrest. The states have crazy laws too. That aren't enforced but they haven't been taken off the books.

  • At October 9, 2007 2:26 PM, Legend

    Can you please show me the book that stated the existence of that law in Lebanon? It is not a law. It is not in the constitution. It is non-existent. I can give you a million of crazy laws, and this wouldn't be one of them. Fucking female animals, please woman, Lebanon is an enlightened country with no such laws. You talking about some Saudi Arabia shit. They would fuck a cow, a camel and a deer if only they could catch it.

  • At October 9, 2007 5:32 PM, The Q

    Bagollak ekhras!

  • At October 9, 2007 7:37 PM, Miesha

    Nice post Quanda.

    And I agree, Steups MUST have a lot of british goldfish!! LOL

  • At October 10, 2007 3:57 PM, pghbeautydoll

    Hello hello as I peek from under a small wonders crib blanket I am shivering because that lil animal has scared me to death .. Spooky

  • At October 10, 2007 4:54 PM, The Q

    LOL @ Miesha and thanks!

    PGH~

    I know you ain't scared.

  • At October 10, 2007 5:42 PM, pghbeautydoll

    Really I am he doesn't even make me smile at the fact that a nice coat can be made out of his hair...it is a angry animal and its not sexy

  • At October 10, 2007 10:45 PM, kelly ann

    ok ma, i have to comment about the cali colombia thing, cause thats where my family is from and alot still reside... maybe That is a sect of local indians who live in the mountains above el valle de cauca where Cali is located.... not regular everyday city folk. Cause i go every christmas and thats where my peoples are from and i have never heard that shit! LOL> but there are a few different local indian groups up in the mountains who are a lil uncultured... ur too cute q! besos mami.

  • At October 12, 2007 4:17 PM, Anonymous

    for me it's not that the laws aren't enforced now, it's that they were ever enacted. don't spoil someone's fun, if a man wants to have sex with a male moose or whatever it is, let him do it. lol

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